elea x jason

I'll get you one for sure, I can't wait to eat prison mike bbq

ayden better behave

mmmmmh... a hot mess as a cow on roller skates on the list for sure! and you?

gosh, I need him to sleep at night, his mother is already exhausted as she is

i always loved that about you well for me, the fact that i believe in wendigos and skinwalkers... don't even get me started, they are real alright.

why is the little man not sleeping at night?

You meant, you’ve always laughed about it right? no one would believe that you do anyway. but what about spirits?

Should I remind you of all the stories you told him? plus his birthday is around the corner.

ofc i laugh about it, it's funny and cute af (: i fell for you in school because you always fell on the ground...

you're right about that. people really are surprised and freaked out when i tell them about these fucking creatures in the woods. speaking of which, i feel like my stories scared you too, not just your little boy lol... so he'll be seven soon?

yeah sure spirits are there too but idc. like what are they gonna do to me? fucking nothing. they're like farts... but they don't even stink. they're really harmless. what a joke.

i don't want to be a ghost when i die, i wanna go straight to hell alright

Some real kinky right there  

Im not scared but I’m seeing the woods in a light for sure.. lol and my son is going to be 6, he’s growing up way too quickly already. Gosh time really goes by fast   any plan of having yours anytime soon? (I always wanted to ask this question once in my life lol )

Wanna go straight to hell to avoid turning into a fart?